Thursday, April 14, 2005

Forked Tongue Awards

I love the idea of giving these to hypcritical Senators. Most importantly, we need to award not only those of the Senate who take money from corporations that profit from porn while denouncing it on the floor during committee meetings, but those who are caught taking part in the purchasing of any porn items such as dildo's, vibrator's, cock rings, movies, etc.

Another thought: How about we start having a PI follow them around 24/7 to make sure they are going home to their wives in the evenings, eh? Then we can really start talking about the "Sanctity of Marriage."