Today, God told me Pat Robertson is full of shit!

Seriously, doesn't this "God told me so" stuff ever get old? Now he predicts that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coasts this year.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Hey Pat, here's a thought for you: those *storms* are called "hurricanes," "typhoons," or "cyclones" and they hit various American coastlines every.single.year with or without your useless predictions. Just thought you'd like to know so god could get a day off now and again.