Monday, August 15, 2005


I was just taking a gander at the different searches that were conducted by some sick people where my blog turned up. The three most disturbing have got to be: "black men impregnating white women," "how to rape," and "fuck mom."

Still not as good when I found someone had done a search for "VFW Porn" to which I had started freaking out, wondering if my dad had somehow found my post where I admited to finding his disgusting bondage porn.

Nope, VFW in this case did not stand for Veterans of Foreign Wars. Instead, it meant Veterans of Foreign Whores.

Not what I needed to know.

Oh, then there was this search: "encouraged miscegenation" OR "promoted miscegenation".

What in the hell are these people looking for?!

Thank heavens to hell the "how to rape" search came up with anti-rape sites or I'd be more worried.

Someone did a search on Rebkah Howard and look, I found Drum and his fellow tools were so nice to include Tamika Huston on their unwoman-friendly blog. He does get many more readers than I do so I guess I'll let it slide this time. But he only jumped on the bandwagon. Shouldn't he be mentioning the fact that the majority of missing persons are, in fact, black men?

This search, "high heels mud stuck car," just cracked me the hell up. After all, wouldn't you want to know whose high heels were mud-stuck in/with a car somewhere, too?