Pat Robertson is starting off the year with a bang

Or rather, a prediction that will surely send his followers into a chaotic tailspin.

"There will be some very serious terrorist attacks," he said. "The evil people will come after this country, and there's a possibility - not a possibility, a definite certainty - that chaos is going to rule." Robertson did not say where the attacks would occur.

Like I told my mom, the only chaos that is going to rule is the mass hysteria of the folks who actually believe him.

Wouldn't it be lovely if the "evil people" were his next door neighbors?