This is just silly

Bobby Fischer

He's been held in Japan for the past 9 months for "trying to leave Japan using an invalid U.S. passport."

The U.S. has been after him because he "was wanted by the United States for violating sanctions imposed on the former Yugoslavia by playing an exhibition match against the Soviet Union's Boris Spassky there in 1992. He had fought deportation since he was detained by Japanese officials last July, and at one point had said he wanted to become a German citizen."

Yeesh.

Nevermind the fact that he's a little anti-Semitic and claims all Jews are trying to ruin his life.